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Let you down, didn't I?
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I tried.
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Bye, Combo.
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OK, can you all come
and take your seats now, please.
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No running!
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Quiet, please!
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Turn over your pages.
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You may begin.
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Fuck this.
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Who's making me a brew?
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Looking sharp, Banj!
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Looking good, Meggy! Ready to rock?
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Ready to roll.
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What the fuck is that?
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I can see you, you know.
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Cup of tea, Mrs Whittaker?
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Going to have to get off now,
Mr Sandhu.
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Sure, no problem.
That's why I'm here.
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She's got 10 more minutes.
Don't let her stay on
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any longer, it'll overbake it.
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Move away from here.
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- Get the fucking flowers.
- Move away from here, please.
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What are you doing?
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Come here! You little glue sniffer!
I said, "Come here!"
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It ain't drugs, it's summat else.
Fucking hell! What have I done?!
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OK, pens down, please.
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We will come round
and collect your answers.
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You're in for quite a shock,
young man.
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Think you'll find it'll be me
that's doing the shocking.
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You may now leave.
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Please leave quietly!
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Shaun!
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Hi, love.
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Mum?
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What are you doing here?
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I thought I'd take you
for a bit of lunch, love.
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Celebrate.
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- Looking very smart, love.
- Yeah. When were this, here?
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Brighton Rally, 1968.
They called him Ripper back then.
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More like bloody Flipper!
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Here he is, Brando!
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- How are you doing?
- All right, son?
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Any chance of a soft-boiled egg,
Barbara?
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I'm going.
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All right. Have a good day, son.
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See you later.
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I was struggling to stay
in character there, love.
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I'm sure he knows we know, you know.
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Mum?
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How are you doing, boys?
Here they are, the boys! What's this?
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Mushroom vol-au-vent, mini quiche.
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You're having a giraffe! Come here,
Meggy, what's going on here?
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- Meggy did all the catering.
- Have you made all them?
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A whole range.
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Fucking Lord!
Come here and give me a snuggle,
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you great, wonderful man.
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- Enjoy it, son.
- I will do, mate. You're an angel.
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That's all right.
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Cheers, boys.
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- It'll be a good night.
- It'll be a cracking wedding.
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{It's going to be a frigging belter,}
I'm going to OD on vol-au-vents.
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- I'm getting{ really }excited.
- How are you, lads?
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All right. Looking forward to it.
I've cleaned me teeth.
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With only a few days to go
before the World Cup,
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the England players
have been warming up...
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There you go, love.
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So, how did it go?
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It went. End of.
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Good. Your dad would be
so proud of you, love.
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Mum, I promised to do them.
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Doesn't mean I'm going to pass them,
does it?
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So what's the plan now, then?
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Not really sure. I mean, I was
thinking Manchester and Liverpool.
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But I've heard that Derby
is quite nice at this time of year.
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I've decided to call it
Shaun's Tour of England 1986.
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Oh, right.
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Shaun, I'm not getting you
a bloody scooter. I told you that.
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I don't like them.
They're dangerous.
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Said I'd get you a present,
not put you in a coffin.
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- I've made you an appointment, anyway.
- For what?
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The man on the line was very nice,
he said...
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Listen, Mum,
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I've literally just finished my exams.
I want a bit of freedom.
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- I don't want to go straight to jail.
- No, Shaun,
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you've finished school now.
You've got to get a job, love.
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You're an adult.
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Your appointment's three o'clock
and you'd better go, cos I'll check.
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I've got you a present.
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It feels like keys.
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Just open it.
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You've got me a scooter,
you big fat liar!
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It's your dad's signet ring.
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{I didn't think you had the chunk on your finger so }I've put at on a chain for you.
It's nice, isn't it?
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Are you disappointed?
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I just...
I thought that you'd lost this.
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No, he wanted you to have it.
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He expected a lot from you, son.
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So do I.
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Be quiet for a second?
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Can we just talk
about what happened?{ It was very scary...}
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{What happened is y}You ran off!
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If all else fails,{ tomorrow} you can become
a superhero. I can see it, mate.
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Lard On Toast Man! Asthma Man!
You'd be brilliant.
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Taking the mick out of my asthma?
That's not{ a} funny{ thing, is it?}.
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- You wouldn't if I was in a wheelchair.
- I would, actually.
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I couldn't get traction
in these trainers{, right?}.
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She was built like a brick shit house
and looked like the Terminator.
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- She was as fierce as him as well.
- Mate, I'm appalled by your antics.
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{Deeply appalled.}
It was offensive to the eye
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and we can no longer be friends.
You deserve to be told.
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You deserve to have a bit of
physical punishment, I also think.
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Oh, fuck! The bus, Gadge!
Start running!
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Frigging hell!
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Hurry up!
Come on, just run, you divvy!
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- I'm running as fast as I can!
- Hold the bus!
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- Here she is.
- Ey up!
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What the {*bloody }hell's that?
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It's a calming mix of sage
and sandalwood.
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It fucking stinks, I know that.
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- What are you wearing?
- It's nice, isn't it?
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- Hi, Trev.
- How you doing?
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- Kel. How are you doing, gorgeous?
- Yeah, I'm all right.
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Where is she?
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- All right?
- Yeah, cool.
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You look beautiful.
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You don't need no dress, do you?
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You look lovely, Lol.
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Sorry, everybody.
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- 'Ey up!
- Nearly missed the fucking bus.
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Bloody hell. Where's Gadge?
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- He's done good today.
- Has he done well?
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- Proper good.
- You all right?
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- Wicked.
- Look at these.
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What the fucking hell are them?
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Have you got them from Transylvania?
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Fucking graveyard.
We ain't got no fucking money{, have we?}.
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Graveyard?
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Is it coming with a frigging entity
as well? Going to haunt us?
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Has anyone got a fag that I can have,
please? I'm gagging.
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Cheers, bud. Thank you.
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God's sake.
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Before you know it you're
going tobe married...
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... and it's going to feel like
an injection.
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- ... I might do.
- Oh, this is so exciting!
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There?
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That?
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This?!
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Yeah, that.
What bloody wrong wi' it?
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I'm glad I put my cupcakes
in Tupperware boxes.
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Best you could find, was it?
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�22, that's wedding and reception.
Can't get better than that now.
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I{ bet i}f we'd have brought the camp beds
they'd have chucked in the honeymoon{ as well}.
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Will you behave yourself?
Are you all right with this?
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It's what I've dreamed of
all my life!
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What do you have to be like this for?
It's nice, no?
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{I don't like it.}
Don't shake your head like that.
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What's the fucking matter with you?
We all look beautiful.
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Banj and Meg have made some
shit going on here, what's this?
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Cupcakes and vol-au-vents.
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Cupcakes and vol-au-vents!
Harv and Gadge,
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they've{ been and} nicked some flowers,
haven't they?
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It's the event, not the venue.
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{That's what it is. }It's the event, it's not the venue.
Love, please don't be mad.
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- You like it, don't you, Banj?
- I like it.
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Frigging loves it.
Let's go get pissed{ in it}.
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I hope it looks better on the inside
than it does on the outside.
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{It's bloody industrial. }It's a strong building.
That's why it looks like that.
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It's nice inside.
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Fuck me, it's Trudy.
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- Oh, Trudy!
- Hello.
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Ding-Dong Bells wedding services,
you are our destiny.
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We'll make your special day
in a special way
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your special day.
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In a special way.
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That was fucking crap!
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Don't mind them.
We're booked in for about three.
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{I know. }I've been looking forward to it.
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{Do you know? }If you'd have given me 3 more weeks
I would have done your service.
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I'm getting my licence, ain't I?
Licence to kill romance! It's a joke!
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No, but seriously, you two.
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Together forever.
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You know what?
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Can you remember, you bought
your first pair of Docs off me.
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I did do, yeah. I did an' all.
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I was the one who pretended
you didn't have wide feet.
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- I didn't have wide feet! {They weren't massive.}
- He really did.
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Even the Clarks extra wide ones were
too narrow for your great squares.
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I never, ever forget a foot, me.
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Young Gary here once had
a Dairylea triangle stuck down his sock,
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but his feet were completely normal.
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You promised
you wouldn't say anything about that!
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Can you remember?
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You used to look at me boobs
when I was tying up your laces.
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I was 8-years-old
and you were a grown woman.
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- You should have known better.
- You're all grown up now{ though},
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aren't you, darling?
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Halt!
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Halt!
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Turn around.
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- Move!
- Fucking hell!
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I'm sorry, Flip, mate,
I'm trying to get out of the way.
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00:14:34,043 --> 00:14:36,393
Get out of my way then,
you bell-end.
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Fucking sort it out!
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Ginge.
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- 'Ey up. Here come the Budgies.
- What have you got there, Shaun?
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Some chips.
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00:14:50,427 --> 00:14:51,888
Well, that's rude.
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00:14:52,643 --> 00:14:55,443
- Well, do you want one?
- No. Higgy might.
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00:14:55,563 --> 00:14:57,600
- I'm hungry, Shaun.
- Do you want one?
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Go on then, Shaun.
I'll have a chip. Come on.
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Fuck off with your ginger chips,
Shaun!
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00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:07,887
- What do you want?
- I'm glad you asked, Shaun.
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00:15:08,007 --> 00:15:09,080
I need a favour.
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00:15:09,752 --> 00:15:11,452
You know Gemma Hitchins?
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Sweet Tits?
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00:15:13,787 --> 00:15:15,137
Sweet Tits Gemma.
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00:15:15,506 --> 00:15:18,923
Go round her house and call her
a fat ugly dog in front of me,
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so I can stick up for her
and make her want to go out with me.
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00:15:22,003 --> 00:15:24,643
- Do what?!
- You heard him, orange pubes.
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You are going to go round her house
and call her a fat dog.
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I'm not thick. I know that
if I just go round there,
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I'm going to call her a fat dog,
you'll just punch my face in.
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On my honour, mate,
I won't touch you.
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I promise.
I might shout a little bit,
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maybe trip you up or something,
just to defend her honour, right?
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She's going to go,
"Wow, he's my hero.
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"Come here, Flip."
I'm going to go...
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And you're gonna fuck off
and I'm gonna {start }finger her.
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While I watch.
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Why don't you just try
being nice to her?
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The whole point is
she thinks I'm a bully and stuff.
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By doing this, I'll make her see
that I'm dead sensitive and stuff
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as well as being hard.
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Come on,
I was just starting to like you.
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- And what if I say no?
- I'll knock your fucking tooth out.
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Drop your fucking chips and get on.
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Better hold on tight as well, Shaun,
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- it's gonna be a fucking frisky ride.
- Do I have to?
239
00:16:14,963 --> 00:16:17,443
Don't fucking talk neither.
I'm fed up with you now.
240
00:16:18,751 --> 00:16:22,603
- What the fuck is going on here?
- You told to me to get on the bike...
241
00:16:22,723 --> 00:16:25,248
Get off my bike,
I'm not a fucking homo.
242
00:16:25,482 --> 00:16:26,760
Get on his bike.
243
00:16:28,289 --> 00:16:29,923
Fucking Jesus.
244
00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:49,530
Is Mum still not answering?
245
00:17:12,577 --> 00:17:15,727
Did I tell you I've got
a bit of gippy tummy, Woods?
246
00:17:22,163 --> 00:17:23,863
... there it goes again.
247
00:17:24,399 --> 00:17:26,080
Regular as clockwork.
248
00:17:27,403 --> 00:17:28,453
Enjoy, Meg.
249
00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:42,760
Hey, good luck, mate.
250
00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:46,603
What you on about? He's not even
getting bloody married! Nice one.
251
00:17:46,723 --> 00:17:47,960
Congratulations, guys.
252
00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:52,240
Nice to see you all. See you!
253
00:17:52,896 --> 00:17:54,359
Have a safe journey.
254
00:17:54,479 --> 00:17:55,579
Travel safe.
255
00:17:57,246 --> 00:17:59,496
I'm going to go and call Mum again.
256
00:18:08,211 --> 00:18:10,511
Yeah, just come round to say that...
257
00:18:11,041 --> 00:18:13,491
... you're a fat pig.
For fuck's sake!
258
00:18:14,064 --> 00:18:16,364
How did I get roped into doing this?
259
00:18:18,310 --> 00:18:19,440
Fucking...
260
00:18:22,607 --> 00:18:24,257
How are you, all right?
261
00:18:25,208 --> 00:18:28,165
Yeah, I just thought
I'd come round to...
262
00:18:28,700 --> 00:18:30,960
to say that, school's out!
263
00:18:32,657 --> 00:18:35,207
- Flip and Iggy are in here{ if you want to come in}.
- Are they?
264
00:18:35,327 --> 00:18:37,320
I've not seen them
for absolutely ages.
265
00:18:39,542 --> 00:18:40,942
It's weird, innit?
266
00:18:42,165 --> 00:18:43,028
What?
267
00:18:43,148 --> 00:18:45,099
How that's got its own rug.
268
00:18:48,803 --> 00:18:49,853
Yeah, mate.
269
00:18:51,923 --> 00:18:53,823
I know even weirder, though.
270
00:18:53,943 --> 00:18:55,043
What's that?
271
00:18:56,376 --> 00:18:58,040
Who'd sit in that chair?
272
00:19:01,763 --> 00:19:03,063
It's ridiculous.
273
00:19:08,513 --> 00:19:10,680
- Oh, hi, Shaun.
- Hello, Shaun.
274
00:19:11,403 --> 00:19:12,403
Sit down.
275
00:19:19,198 --> 00:19:21,203
What are you doing, Ginge?
276
00:19:22,632 --> 00:19:23,649
Sitting down.
277
00:19:23,769 --> 00:19:26,200
Get up. Sit over there.
278
00:19:30,723 --> 00:19:34,624
There you go. It's fresh out.
And there's, um, some glasses,
279
00:19:34,744 --> 00:19:36,643
it's dead common
drinking out of the bottles.
280
00:19:36,763 --> 00:19:39,360
- Saved you a seat.
- It's not nice, is it?
281
00:19:39,523 --> 00:19:41,691
Dead good, aren't they,
Soda Streams?
282
00:19:41,811 --> 00:19:44,600
So, have you thought about
what you're going to do now,
283
00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:46,460
after you've finished school?
284
00:19:46,580 --> 00:19:49,203
I'm doing a health and beauty
course down at the college
285
00:19:49,323 --> 00:19:51,763
and then probably do hairdressing
or manicure or something.
286
00:19:51,883 --> 00:19:54,163
That sounds like
a really good course.
287
00:19:54,283 --> 00:19:55,523
Yeah, it is.
288
00:19:55,643 --> 00:19:58,953
- Are you having a drink, Gemma?
- No, it's for Shaun. It's all right.
289
00:20:01,883 --> 00:20:03,160
You're welcome, Shaun.
290
00:20:10,682 --> 00:20:13,330
- Gemma, I was...
- I don't know what he's doing.
291
00:20:13,830 --> 00:20:15,080
I was thinking.
292
00:20:16,363 --> 00:20:18,720
- What?
- Maybe you could be a fat dog.
293
00:20:19,717 --> 00:20:21,476
- You what?
- A big fat...
294
00:20:21,596 --> 00:20:23,880
- You take that back!
- A fat dog?
295
00:20:24,043 --> 00:20:25,800
All right, I'll take it back.
296
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,520
That's so crap.
297
00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:28,960
Gemma, I will protect you.
298
00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:31,160
That's my dad's lamp!
299
00:20:31,483 --> 00:20:34,000
Fucking arsehole! You said
you weren't going to hit me.
300
00:20:34,163 --> 00:20:36,925
No, I never, Ginge.
I never said nothing about hitting.
301
00:20:37,045 --> 00:20:38,359
Have you set this up?
302
00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:41,214
You have. You set this up.
303
00:20:41,334 --> 00:20:43,603
You've got him to come in here
and call me a big fat dog
304
00:20:43,723 --> 00:20:45,883
so you look the big knight
in your white plimsolls.
305
00:20:46,003 --> 00:20:49,120
- Are you fucking thick?!
- Fuck it, I'm dying here.
306
00:20:49,323 --> 00:20:52,120
Nobody cares, Ginge. Shut up!
I'm not thick...
307
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:56,160
- Your eye's thick now, isn't it?
- My face! I start my new job next week.
308
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:58,880
- You've got a fucking job?
- Shut your frigging gob.
309
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:01,400
- I've had enough of you.
- Stop hitting me, Gemma.
310
00:21:02,781 --> 00:21:04,800
Gemma, I love you, all right?
311
00:21:04,963 --> 00:21:07,920
I'd rather go out with him than you.
At least he's not a horrible,
312
00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:09,230
rude bastard!
313
00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:11,280
You're dead, Fields.
314
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:12,303
Shut up!
315
00:21:12,423 --> 00:21:15,160
You can run, but I'm going
to get you in a minute.
316
00:21:18,086 --> 00:21:20,086
You're not in court, you know.
317
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:22,923
Smile.
318
00:21:23,043 --> 00:21:24,920
Richard! Richard!
319
00:21:25,950 --> 00:21:27,840
You didn't expect to see us,
did you?
320
00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:31,483
We're not angry with you, love.
321
00:21:31,603 --> 00:21:33,240
This looks... wonderful.
322
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:35,000
Sit her down, Dad.
323
00:21:35,553 --> 00:21:38,786
That's brilliant.
Who the fucking hell's invited them?
324
00:21:38,906 --> 00:21:40,763
Don't look at me.
325
00:21:40,883 --> 00:21:43,920
- I'm telling you, do not look at me.
- You've upset me with that.
326
00:22:56,592 --> 00:22:58,200
Who's invited my mam and dad?
327
00:22:58,363 --> 00:23:00,894
At least they fucking made it.
My mum didn't turn up.
328
00:23:01,014 --> 00:23:02,603
I didn't want them here though.
329
00:23:02,723 --> 00:23:05,758
You've ruined every bit of today.
Do you want to ruin this as well?
330
00:23:07,928 --> 00:23:11,440
I'd like to welcome you all
to the wedding of Frances{ Lorraine} Jenkins...
331
00:23:11,603 --> 00:23:13,803
Where's Meggy?
He'll miss it at this rate.
332
00:23:13,923 --> 00:23:16,640
- I think he's still having a shit.
- Oh, Gadget, shut up!
333
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:18,440
It was...
334
00:23:19,243 --> 00:23:22,040
I'll fucking kill you with me hands,
do you understand?
335
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:25,400
- Understand?
- Sorry.
336
00:23:27,802 --> 00:23:29,400
- Sorry, love.
- Right.
337
00:23:30,375 --> 00:23:32,727
As I said, I'd like to
welcome you all to the wedding
338
00:23:32,847 --> 00:23:36,147
of Frances Lorraine Jenkins
and Richard James Woodford.
339
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:38,760
This is a union between...
340
00:23:43,038 --> 00:23:44,038
2 to 1?!
341
00:23:44,861 --> 00:23:46,811
I'll give you fucking 2 to 1.
342
00:24:05,527 --> 00:24:06,647
Hello?
343
00:24:07,234 --> 00:24:08,234
Hello!
344
00:24:16,326 --> 00:24:18,960
We're closed, love, sorry.
Are you OK?
345
00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:20,367
No, not really, no.
346
00:24:20,487 --> 00:24:23,275
Listen, I know I'm late,
but {please }can I come in and be seen?
347
00:24:23,395 --> 00:24:25,280
My mum's gonna go spare with me
if I don't.
348
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:27,367
I'm sorry, love. Everyone's left.
349
00:24:27,487 --> 00:24:30,044
Can you not see me quick? Please?
350
00:24:30,677 --> 00:24:34,677
I can take your name and number and
get someone to call you in the morning.
351
00:24:34,935 --> 00:24:36,135
No, it's fine.
352
00:24:37,608 --> 00:24:40,647
Maybe this is just God's way
of telling me to sign on, eh?
353
00:24:40,767 --> 00:24:44,117
Come back in the morning.
Someone will see you tomorrow.
354
00:24:50,727 --> 00:24:52,177
Thanks for nothing!
355
00:24:52,767 --> 00:24:56,047
It is an agreement
that is exclusive of all others...
356
00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:58,567
- Go check on Megs.
- He's having a shit.
357
00:24:58,687 --> 00:25:01,127
I know, but mad arse over here
thinks something else.
358
00:25:01,247 --> 00:25:03,440
Please go and just check on him.
Come on, mate...
359
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:05,318
... why they may not be
legally married,
360
00:25:05,438 --> 00:25:07,600
may they speak now
or forever hold their peace.
361
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:09,920
Just go and bloody check
on him. Fuck...
362
00:25:11,870 --> 00:25:13,007
Don't...
363
00:25:13,521 --> 00:25:14,621
Sorry again.
364
00:25:17,656 --> 00:25:20,325
Meggy, they're saying "I do".
Will you hurry up, please?
365
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:26,920
If you could turn to face each
other,
366
00:25:27,395 --> 00:25:28,847
we'll do the vows.
367
00:25:28,967 --> 00:25:32,277
Do you, Frances Lorraine Jenkins,
take Richard James Woodford
368
00:25:32,397 --> 00:25:34,160
to be your lawful wedded husband?
369
00:25:35,455 --> 00:25:36,455
I do.
370
00:25:37,003 --> 00:25:38,652
And do you, Richard James Woodford,
371
00:25:38,772 --> 00:25:41,622
take Frances Lorraine Jenkins
to be your lawful wedded wife?
372
00:25:54,503 --> 00:25:55,480
Go on, son.
373
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:01,420
Woody, this isn't funny.
374
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:29,600
We've got a great big fucking
problem. I'm dead sorry, but Meggy...
375
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:31,640
- What?
- I think he's had a heart attack.
376
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:32,800
I'm sorry.
377
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,646
Banj, get the door! Watch out!
378
00:27:05,726 --> 00:27:07,008
You'll be OK.
379
00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:15,410
It's OK, son. It's all right...
380
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:20,560
- Where's that fucking ambulance?
- Come on, you fucker!
381
00:28:07,625 --> 00:28:09,625
Jesus! What's happened to you?
382
00:28:10,211 --> 00:28:12,280
I had an accident with a lava lamp.
383
00:28:13,039 --> 00:28:15,320
It's Shaun, isn't it? Cynth's lad?
384
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:16,480
I'm Lol's mum.
385
00:28:16,943 --> 00:28:19,765
Remember I wore that gold blouse
to your mum's 40th?
386
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,150
Get in before you bleed to death.
387
00:28:26,922 --> 00:28:28,122
You all right?
388
00:28:30,220 --> 00:28:31,327
This is Mick.
389
00:28:31,837 --> 00:28:33,774
Hi, Mick. Nice wheels.
390
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:36,047
Mind the seats.
391
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:40,680
Enough yapping.{We've} Got a life to save.
Get to the bloody hospital.
392
00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:17,607
Come on.
393
00:29:26,584 --> 00:29:28,447
Oh, look at how ill he is.
394
00:29:28,850 --> 00:29:31,280
- Shut the fuck up, Woody.
- What is your deal today?
395
00:29:32,247 --> 00:29:35,214
Do you know Meggy's not well?
Your timing's shit!
396
00:29:35,334 --> 00:29:36,443
Are you for real?
397
00:29:36,563 --> 00:29:39,207
'Course I'm for real. I'm just
saying it's fucking bad timing.
398
00:29:39,327 --> 00:29:41,971
I can't sign bloody registers
and have me photo taken...
399
00:29:42,091 --> 00:29:44,127
- Cut the crap, Woody!
- What?!
400
00:29:44,247 --> 00:29:47,697
You had about two hours to say
"I do" before Harv bust in.
401
00:29:51,015 --> 00:29:52,847
What did you invite
my mum and dad for?
402
00:29:52,967 --> 00:29:54,927
What the fuck has that
got to do with it?
403
00:29:55,047 --> 00:29:57,407
It's just a reminder of
what we could end up being.
404
00:29:57,527 --> 00:30:01,247
It wouldn't actually be that bad
because I'd have a ring on my finger.
405
00:30:02,156 --> 00:30:03,487
Fucking hell.
406
00:30:06,030 --> 00:30:07,594
I love you, you know.
407
00:30:07,714 --> 00:30:09,146
Lol, I love you.
408
00:30:09,266 --> 00:30:11,380
I fucking love you, all right?
409
00:30:12,408 --> 00:30:14,647
Well, if you were that scared,
then...
410
00:30:15,069 --> 00:30:18,200
- you should have {fucking }said something.
- Did you see him? Look at him?
411
00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:21,367
They {used to }called him the fucking Ripper.
He were a wild man.
412
00:30:21,487 --> 00:30:24,640
They stuck a ring on his finger
and he ended up wearing a{ bloody }suit and tie
413
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:26,776
all week and a jumper at weekends.
414
00:30:26,896 --> 00:30:29,677
That's why we became skinheads,
innit?
415
00:30:30,545 --> 00:30:32,736
I don't want to be like that, Lol.
416
00:30:33,336 --> 00:30:36,640
I knew it was what you wanted.
I'll give you whatever you want.
417
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:39,007
And then today I just...
it got too much.
418
00:30:39,127 --> 00:30:42,087
Woody, nobody wants what
I've just had, fucking trust me.
419
00:30:42,207 --> 00:30:44,100
Sweetheart, look. Listen to me.
420
00:30:45,751 --> 00:30:48,640
The timing has been fucking useless.
421
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:50,967
I know that it's been useless,
but I love...
422
00:30:51,087 --> 00:30:52,756
Oh, my God!
423
00:30:54,384 --> 00:30:55,884
Did I want your dad?
424
00:30:56,273 --> 00:30:57,273
Did I?
425
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:01,287
I wanted you.
And fuck you for not noticing that.
426
00:31:01,407 --> 00:31:02,527
I'm sorry.
427
00:31:03,505 --> 00:31:05,440
You know what? And for the record,
428
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:09,255
you started turning into your dad
since you got that promotion.
429
00:31:09,375 --> 00:31:11,875
I am still a fucking skinhead
at heart.
430
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:16,190
Marriage isn't the problem here,
Woody, you are.
431
00:31:24,327 --> 00:31:25,327
Fuck me!
432
00:31:34,915 --> 00:31:36,800
Which one of you is Banjo?
433
00:31:37,747 --> 00:31:40,127
- That's me{, Doctor}. Is he all right?
- D'you want to follow me?
434
00:31:40,247 --> 00:31:42,479
Is he all right?
Can we all come and see him?
435
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:45,199
- Family only, I'm afraid.
- Yeah, right, like Banjo's his...
436
00:31:46,803 --> 00:31:48,990
- He said he was his brother.
- We're all brothers{, Doc}.
437
00:31:49,110 --> 00:31:51,240
We're all family.
We're all his family.
438
00:31:52,505 --> 00:31:54,880
Here he is, my man!
439
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:58,120
- How are you doing, my man?
- He's still very sick, so...
440
00:31:59,429 --> 00:32:00,276
Please!
441
00:32:01,982 --> 00:32:05,640
Now, he's very sick. Some of you
are gonna have to wait outside.
442
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:07,040
Oh, come on, mate.
443
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:10,200
- We're all family.
- I don't care.
444
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:11,800
Please let them stay.
445
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:13,664
We've got the same last name.
446
00:32:14,619 --> 00:32:16,847
- Just take it easy with him, please.
- We will.
447
00:32:16,967 --> 00:32:18,917
- Thank you.
- Cheers, mate.
448
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:22,800
We've got a wedding reception
to celebrate, haven't we?
449
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:27,018
There's been a bit
of a bloody hitch there, Meg.
450
00:32:28,773 --> 00:32:31,567
Right, left a bit, Gadge.
Right a bit, Gadge.
451
00:32:31,687 --> 00:32:34,487
"Left a bit, Gadge."
Make your mind up, mate.
452
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:37,517
{Listen, Ronnie Biggs, i}If you'd not fucked up in {the} first place,
we wouldn't be in this mess, huh?
453
00:32:37,637 --> 00:32:41,000
Mate, you try making cans look like
flab, mate. It's not the same thing.
454
00:32:42,816 --> 00:32:43,680
Left a bit.
455
00:32:47,550 --> 00:32:49,039
Are you all right?
456
00:32:49,159 --> 00:32:50,508
No, I'm not.
457
00:32:51,803 --> 00:32:54,240
- Do you think she'll ever forgive me?
- I don't know.
458
00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:55,720
She's had a crap life{, mate}.
459
00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:57,980
She doesn't really deserve that.
460
00:32:59,384 --> 00:33:01,996
- Fuck! You're dropping them!
- Sorry, sorry!
461
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:05,814
You're not sorry if you
keep throwing them, are you?
462
00:33:05,934 --> 00:33:07,160
You claim you're sorry.
463
00:33:13,237 --> 00:33:14,737
Shaun, fucking hell.
464
00:33:15,432 --> 00:33:16,880
Who's that wi' him?
465
00:33:48,806 --> 00:33:50,806
I wondered where you'd got to.
466
00:33:51,917 --> 00:33:53,817
How did you find me up here?
467
00:33:55,645 --> 00:33:58,927
You know me, Lol,
I can always sniff you out.
468
00:34:07,705 --> 00:34:09,755
You remember when we were kids?
469
00:34:11,056 --> 00:34:12,367
He will be OK.
470
00:34:15,648 --> 00:34:17,648
I don't know, we just have to...
471
00:34:19,046 --> 00:34:21,609
- adjust the marriage settings on him.
- It's been eight years, Milky.
472
00:34:21,729 --> 00:34:25,079
I know it's been eight years,
Lol, but he does love you.
473
00:34:27,900 --> 00:34:29,480
You remember when we were kids?
474
00:34:30,245 --> 00:34:31,671
You two used to take it in turns
475
00:34:31,791 --> 00:34:34,159
to take me on dates
down the swimming baths.
476
00:34:34,590 --> 00:34:36,540
One week Woody, one week you.
477
00:34:37,456 --> 00:34:39,167
It was frigging expensive.
478
00:34:39,691 --> 00:34:42,567
That's why I could only afford
once a fortnight.
479
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:45,784
Then to top it off, you used to make
us buy you crisps on the way out.
480
00:34:45,904 --> 00:34:48,408
And a Wham bar and a Panda Pop
if I'd got a thirst on.
481
00:34:48,528 --> 00:34:50,407
You always were
the princess to please.
482
00:34:50,527 --> 00:34:52,920
He liked smoky bacon,
you liked cheese and onion.
483
00:34:53,306 --> 00:34:54,304
Still do.
484
00:34:56,527 --> 00:34:58,839
At times I think I picked
the wrong crisp buyer.
485
00:35:17,260 --> 00:35:20,848
Look, Lol, we'd probably
better get back in.
486
00:35:29,602 --> 00:35:31,752
He's not going to hurt you again.
487
00:35:32,588 --> 00:35:34,038
I promise you that.
488
00:35:49,449 --> 00:35:53,340
All I'm saying is we get this thing
right and it'll be fun, yeah?
489
00:35:53,762 --> 00:35:56,792
We get it wrong and the fun stops.
490
00:35:56,912 --> 00:36:00,200
- Gadget, it's wheelchair racing.
- Yeah, I know{ it's just wheelchair racing, Kel, yeah}.
491
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:02,849
I understand this, but we need
to set some guidelines.
492
00:36:02,969 --> 00:36:04,409
We need to set some rules up.
493
00:36:04,529 --> 00:36:07,529
- Chill out a minute, mate.
- Three, two, one, Rasferino!
494
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:10,080
What the fuck?
495
00:36:29,689 --> 00:36:30,760
Stop it!
496
00:36:31,653 --> 00:36:32,560
Go on.
497
00:36:34,089 --> 00:36:35,569
All right, duck?
498
00:36:36,174 --> 00:36:37,424
Oh, your wheel!
499
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:40,080
Who do you think...?
500
00:36:53,887 --> 00:36:55,560
Are you all right? Fucking hell.
501
00:36:56,022 --> 00:36:57,922
Yes, I'm all right. Get off.
502
00:36:58,480 --> 00:36:59,480
Mum?
503
00:37:00,755 --> 00:37:01,755
Hi, Kel.
504
00:37:02,529 --> 00:37:04,679
What the hell are you doing here?
505
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:10,880
And, er, it had like...
506
00:37:11,697 --> 00:37:13,280
Hello, stranger.
507
00:37:13,569 --> 00:37:15,369
I'll leave you two to it.
508
00:37:15,489 --> 00:37:17,600
- Am I all right to be in here?
- It's fine.
509
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:20,610
Smell, what...?
510
00:37:21,439 --> 00:37:24,949
- What are you wearing?
- Oh, my dress. I made it earlier.
511
00:37:25,599 --> 00:37:26,884
It's Lol's wedding.
512
00:37:27,004 --> 00:37:29,409
We're here, though, because
we thought Meggy had shat himself,
513
00:37:29,529 --> 00:37:30,960
but he's had a heart attack.
514
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:32,520
Meggy had a heart attack?
515
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:33,809
Is he all right?
516
00:37:34,595 --> 00:37:35,760
God!
517
00:37:42,629 --> 00:37:45,781
How come you stopped
hanging around with us, Shauno?
518
00:37:46,689 --> 00:37:49,476
- It's been three years.
- I don't know.
519
00:37:50,406 --> 00:37:53,056
Well, I do know.
Everything that happened,
520
00:37:54,097 --> 00:37:56,276
you know, with Combo and Milky,
it kind of,
521
00:37:56,396 --> 00:37:59,129
you know, with me being there
and everything, it felt part...
522
00:37:59,249 --> 00:38:01,040
I felt a bit like it was my fault.
523
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:02,640
But it wasn't your fault.
524
00:38:04,157 --> 00:38:05,552
Well, I thought it was.
525
00:38:05,672 --> 00:38:07,709
It wasn't your fault, Shaun.
526
00:38:08,086 --> 00:38:11,000
You couldn't have done anything more.
You got Milky to the hospital.
527
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:12,809
You were just a baby.
528
00:38:15,218 --> 00:38:18,489
Yeah, but if I was man enough, then,
I wouldn't have been so stupid
529
00:38:18,609 --> 00:38:21,012
to believe everything that Combo
said... and...
530
00:38:25,049 --> 00:38:26,640
You know what my gran used to say?
531
00:38:27,358 --> 00:38:30,208
Get back on the horse before
it turns to glue.
532
00:38:34,167 --> 00:38:37,000
- I've missed you, you know.
- I missed you as well.
533
00:38:37,463 --> 00:38:39,009
I've really missed you.
534
00:38:48,633 --> 00:38:51,249
Don't you follow me
with your guilt shit!
535
00:38:51,369 --> 00:38:53,880
- Come on now.
- I can't even talk to you.
536
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:57,472
- Course you can. Don't be like this.
- It's your daughter's wedding day.
537
00:38:57,592 --> 00:38:58,720
Yes, I know.
538
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:01,809
- So where have you been?
- Something came up, all right?
539
00:39:01,929 --> 00:39:03,729
You've been with him, haven't you?
540
00:39:03,849 --> 00:39:06,680
I don't want everyone listening
to our business, if you don't mind.
541
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:09,240
Don't mind me. I'll probably
be dead in the morning.
542
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:11,369
- You don't even give a shit.
- Of course I do.
543
00:39:11,489 --> 00:39:13,880
- Don't speak to me like that, either.
- "Don't speak{ to me } like that"?
544
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:16,910
You didn't even turn up
on your daughter's wedding day.
545
00:39:17,764 --> 00:39:20,489
Meggy's not well here.
Have a little bit of respect, yeah?
546
00:39:20,609 --> 00:39:23,840
He's been told to take it easy,
so take your argument outside.
547
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:25,700
- Yeah, we will.
- Now!
548
00:39:30,891 --> 00:39:33,058
- Kelly!
- Don't even shout at me.
549
00:39:33,178 --> 00:39:34,969
I can{ bloody} hear you down the {frigging }corridor.
550
00:39:35,089 --> 00:39:36,680
Nice of you to {fucking }turn up, isn't it?
551
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:40,791
- Oh, don't you bloody start...
- Where the fuck have you been?
552
00:39:40,911 --> 00:39:43,078
I'm sorry, love.
I just got caught up.
553
00:39:43,198 --> 00:39:44,691
Oh really? Fucking...
554
00:39:44,811 --> 00:39:47,389
Just, come on...
It's not like she's missed owt, is it?
555
00:39:47,509 --> 00:39:49,973
- You can shut the fuck up an' all!
- Wedding never happened?
556
00:39:50,093 --> 00:39:52,384
{You know what? }This was meant to be
the best day of my fucking life.
557
00:39:52,504 --> 00:39:54,480
Turned her down, Mum, at the altar.
558
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:56,409
- You're not married?
- Do I look married?
559
00:39:56,529 --> 00:39:58,699
You don't look like a bride.
Nice outfit!
560
00:39:58,819 --> 00:40:01,869
- Don't. Why do you have to...?
- Well, come on...
561
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:05,200
Why {*come out with }say something like that?
What the fuck are you wearing?
562
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:07,969
- So you're not getting married, then?
- Like you care!
563
00:40:08,089 --> 00:40:10,160
You're still moving in
together though{, yeah}?
564
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:11,520
I need {There's things I want to do with }that room.
565
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:14,935
- What's that supposed to mean?
- Lol, calm down, will you, please?
566
00:40:15,055 --> 00:40:17,360
Me and you are still going to
move in together.
567
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:20,400
- Oh, are we now?
- I want to look after you, Lol. Please!
568
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:21,800
It's not that simple.
569
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:25,960
Of course it is. Lol, I want you
to live with me and to look after you.
570
00:40:26,169 --> 00:40:28,419
Yeah, go on, Lol, move in with him.
571
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,649
Complicated becomes simple
if you give it long enough.
572
00:40:31,769 --> 00:40:33,619
Trust a lady who's lived it.
573
00:40:35,009 --> 00:40:38,216
- I need to think about it.
- You think as long as you want.
574
00:40:38,336 --> 00:40:40,628
Look at me. Look at me, Lol,
575
00:40:41,266 --> 00:40:44,520
I bloody love you more than anything.
Nowt'll ever change that.
576
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:46,840
All right. Just give me a fag.
577
00:40:49,969 --> 00:40:50,760
Ta.
578
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:00,929
I'd like to make a toast.
579
00:41:03,665 --> 00:41:06,720
No, no, but seriously,
even though you never
580
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:10,000
technically got married today,
this is still a wedding reception.
581
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:13,600
And no-one's made
a best man's speech yet.
582
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:15,240
So I'd like to say...
583
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:17,409
Meg, you weren't best man, love.
584
00:41:17,529 --> 00:41:18,973
But I nearly died,
585
00:41:19,093 --> 00:41:21,200
- so that's as good as.
- All right.
586
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:22,860
I'd just like to say
587
00:41:23,240 --> 00:41:27,000
that, as I was walking down
this long, white corridor
588
00:41:28,151 --> 00:41:32,000
recounting my life's
very many achievements...
589
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:34,720
Many achievements?!
It were a fucking short tunnel.
590
00:41:37,491 --> 00:41:38,791
... I thought...
591
00:41:40,031 --> 00:41:41,431
Well, I thought...
592
00:41:44,917 --> 00:41:46,367
... I love you all.
593
00:41:47,035 --> 00:41:47,960
Nice, Megs.
594
00:41:48,416 --> 00:41:49,640
Cheers, Megs.
595
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:50,840
Nice one, Megs.
596
00:41:51,341 --> 00:41:53,792
I'd like to make a toast to...
to us,
597
00:41:53,912 --> 00:41:56,209
even though I haven't got
a glass to raise.
598
00:41:56,329 --> 00:41:59,002
- Use your piss bag.
- Yeah! He'll do it.
599
00:41:59,122 --> 00:42:00,797
It's just Meggy's piss, man.
600
00:42:00,917 --> 00:42:03,360
I'd like to raise a toast
to all of us.
601
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:05,960
To us!
602
00:42:07,464 --> 00:42:10,360
- He's alive!
- Well done for not dying.
603
00:42:14,369 --> 00:42:15,680
No, no, no! I just...
604
00:42:49,317 --> 00:42:51,567
Thanks for the lift and that, mate.
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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